Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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