Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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