I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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