Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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