I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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