Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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