It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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