you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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