Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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