Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Did I show you my penis last night?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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