dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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