Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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