So drunk, too bad you don't want this
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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