Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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