you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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