you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i dont even know how to be here
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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