***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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