Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
nutella sex= disaster
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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