Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Boobs are out for the taking
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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