I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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