dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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