Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Be still, my beating vagina.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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