god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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