weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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