I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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