at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I just googled if crying burns calories
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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