when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
