Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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