I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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