fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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