Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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