Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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