frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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