He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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