Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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