I hope mine doesn't look like that
it was like his penis was on wheels.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Two words: blizzard sex
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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