Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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