did you get engaged???
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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