I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
you would pick up someone in the library
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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