i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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