He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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