but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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