What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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