He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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