Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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