Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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