He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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