who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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