Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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