North Korea, Best Korea!
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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