Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
im holly from the hills drunk
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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